Declassified

CANADA ISN'T REAL

The world's largest holographic simulation, exposed. What they told you was a country is nothing more than a HAARP-powered projection across 9.98 million square kilometers of empty tundra.

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9.98Mkm² of hologram
38Msimulated citizens
4,000+data relay nodes
72%global syrup output

The Evidence

Years of independent research have produced findings that no government agency can explain away. Here is a sample.

Satellite DataLevel 5

The Projection Grid

Analysis of satellite imagery reveals a repeating hexagonal pattern consistent with holographic projection technology, not natural terrain.

DemographicsLevel 3

The Population Problem

A landmass of 9.98 million square kilometers with only 38 million people? The numbers were clearly generated by an algorithm with low ambition.

WildlifeLevel 4

The Moose Question

No animal that large should be that silent. Field analysis suggests robotic endoskeletons wrapped in a procedurally generated fur texture.

Latest Field Reports

Brave researchers risk everything to document anomalies from inside the simulation zone.

Saskatoon, SK

2024-11-03

Watched the skyline flicker twice during sunset. Nobody else seemed to notice. Classic rendering hiccup.

Thunder Bay, ON

2024-10-18

The Tim Hortons barista called me "buddy" exactly 14 times in a 3 minute interaction. Behavioral loop confirmed.

Whitehorse, YT

2024-09-27

Drove north for 6 hours. The scenery repeated every 45 minutes. They are clearly reusing terrain assets.

Intercepted Transmission

Our monitoring stations occasionally pick up communications between simulation operators.

Intercepted Transmission

Decrypting signal...

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